It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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