What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
there is puke in my bra ... again
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