Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We have so much sex to catch up on
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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