i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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