so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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