I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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