I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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