my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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