i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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