let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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