So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Boobs are out for the taking
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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