It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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