the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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