Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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