He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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