Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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