So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
