Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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