I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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