You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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