I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
