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(518): View more from New York

Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night

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(614): View more from Ohio

He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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(917): View more from New York City

Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.

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(406): View more from Montana

It tasted better than Jesus's hair.

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