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• (517): View more from Michigan

  and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha

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• (716): View more from New York

  Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps

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• (760): View more from California

  The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  "I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.

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