Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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