fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
