You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just cropdusted the office
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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