i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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