Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Bring me that man meat
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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