Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
