the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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