Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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