Nicole vs. Life
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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