I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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