"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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