somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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