This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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