I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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