Already got asked if we're dating
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just threw up on my dentist
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Randomize
