I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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