Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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