Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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