How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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