Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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