my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
