My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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