Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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