Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Do vagina's smell?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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