I think scott just propositioned me for sex
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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