making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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