so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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