Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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