Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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