I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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