the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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