you guys were way drunker than both of me
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
