At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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