He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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