shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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