But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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