How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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