If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so fucking centered right now
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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