Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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